Day 50 - Grocery store nightmares

Why is it that my wonderful little boys hate the grocery store so much?  It is filled with wonderful things they love.  They both love to eat.  The silly store gives kids free cookies.  They can have a grocery cart all their own to run into each other, other shoppers or the back of my legs.  Yet every time we go to the grocery they turn into these mean, evil creatures I hardly recognize.  Worst parts are..no place to put them in time out.  We are out in public, so I can’t scream like a crazy person (or at least don’t want to).  Can’t threaten them with “you start to behave or I will take you right home” – victory for them and I still don’t have groceries.  I think while they outnumber me at home I might stick with my online grocery shopping.  It is an extra $4.99 per visit, but my sanity is worth so much more than that.  How did my mom do it?  Jason and I must have just been super kids that never did anything wrong.